Bad day

Якщо ви думаєте, що у вас сьогодні поганий день, почитайте ось ці  історії:

1. Після екологічної катастрофи на Алясці, викликаної розливом нафтової плями, була проведена реабілітаційна програма з лікування тюленів, середньою вартістю $ 80 000 на одну тварину. Після курсу лікування двох тюленів з великою помпою і при великому скупченні народу випустили на волю в затоку ... Через хвилину на очах у здивованої публіки їх обох зжерла косатка.


2. Студентка-психолог з Нью-Йорка спеціально найняла тесляра, щоб поставити експеримент про те, як середньостатистична людина реагує на зачіпки до своєї роботи ... Через 4 години роботи під наглядом студентки й безперервних коментарів з її боку — тесляр накинувся на неї з сокирою і зробив калікою на все життя.

3. Дружина зайшла на кухню і побачила, як її чоловік смикається в конвульсіях, тримаючись за електричний чайник, увімкнений у розетку. Вона схопила швабру і постаралася відірвати чоловіка від електроприладу, зламавши при цьому йому руку в двох місцях ... До цього моменту чоловік слухав альбом своєї улюбленої групи на своєму улюбленому плеєрі.

4. Два борці за права тварин влаштували маленьку демонстрацію в Бонні, біля загорожі для свиней, яких збиралися відправити на бійню ... Завдяки дірці в огорожі, дві тисячі свиней вирвалися на волю і затоптали на смерть своїх захисників.

5. І останнє ... Іракському терористові Каю Рахай
єту не вистачило грошей на марки, які він наклеїв на посилку з бомбою, тому поштова служба повернула її з відміткою "повернуто відправнику" ... Забувши, що саме знаходиться в посилці, невдалий терорист розкрив її  і злетів у повітря разом зі своїм будинком.

А ви кажете, що у вас поганий день ...

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